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Broccoli, Cheese & Crackers No. 12 was released in early June.


Yes, it's true...I'm taking a break from doing the 'zine after this issue. If you did not get a copy of BC&C No. 12, please e-mail me at the address below, and let me know. Thank you.


Thanks to all who managed to stop by the Sacto Zine Symposium on July 11 at the Brickhouse Gallery!
I certainly enjoyed sharing Broccoli, Cheese & Crackers in person with all of you.

Here are a few photos from the Sacto Zine Symposium, in case you didn't make it there or are just curious how it went.


I found this great amateur commercial for the upcoming Japanese anime fan convention, Sac-Anime. They're having a contest for the best fan-produced commercial for the event, and contestants are posting their submissions on YouTube. I think this one is worth watching, even if you're not a fan of Japanese animation:



You can see all the submissions for the contest here (along with the rules, in case you want to submit one yourself!).


Upcoming Movies:

Trailer for Ponyo, the latest movie by acclaimed Japanese anime director Hayao Miyazaki (director of Spirited Away,
Princess Mononoke, and My Neighbor Totoro), to be released August 14.


Trailer for Love Aaj Kal, a new Bollywood movie starring Saif Ali Khan and Deepika Padukone, to be released July 31.
(Sorry...they need to add some English subtitles to these Bollywood trailers... :)




Special: An online version of this issue's comic book review. Enjoy:

Caffiene Poisoned

(written by Jason Dube; art by Braedon Kuts)

Four Toms (out of five)

Long before Shakespeare wrote that “we are such stuff as dreams are made of,” the world of sleep and dreams has provided material for all manner of storytellers. Nowadays, in the age of specialty coffees and high-powered energy drinks, people seem to have more means than ever to keep the Sandman away…at least for a while. So is it that far-fetched to imagine a young fellow who simply can’t sleep at all…or that the subjects of his dreams keep intruding on the real world?

Welcome to the quirky reality of Caffiene Poisoned, a delightful new comic book series from the locally-based Scattered Comics. Jason Dube, the writer of this series (and a co-founder of Scattered Comics), is also known for his own comic book series, the whimsical Panda Days. Braedon Kuts, the artist, is also the creator of her own series, the rather gritty but emotionally powerful fantasy drama, Nighxa. Together, their collaboration brings us the best of both worlds: Jason’s whimsical images and unpredictable plot twists (as in Panda Days) receive a bit of a darker edge from Braedon’s artwork and character designs. Right from the start, though, in Caffiene Poisoned we know we’re in a fun and, most importantly, wonderfully original story.

At the start of Volume 1, we meet Jason, a frizzy-haired young lad with dark circles around his eyes, who works in a coffeeshop. Jason has an interesting problem…he can’t ever sleep. It’s permanent insomnia, though he doesn’t seem to get tired. The real problem is, since he can’t have dreams, the products of the “dream world” in his mind spontaneously appear (through some strange magic) in the real world. Only by dousing the apparitions with coffee, it seems, can he make them disappear.

Enter Jason’s crush, a beautiful young lady named Quinn, who keeps coming back to the coffeeshop because Jason has been giving her free drinks. This time, once again Jason makes her a ridiculously decorated lemonade (“And it’s on me,” he adds, a wild look in his eyes). Jason’s friends – the surly, goateed Josh, and the wisecracking little girl Brittany – look on Jason’s antics with a mixture of amusement and sarcasm. But this time, Quinn’s visit ends with a twist that may shake up both her life and Jason’s…

In the second volume, we begin to learn more about Quinn (does she already know Jason from somewhere?). We are also introduced to new characters (those three odd-looking fellows who were standing outside the coffeeshop in Volume 1, for example); and as the cover suggests, there is also a meeting with a fortune- teller. But I don’t want to give away too much more of the plot, as a lot of the fun in Caffiene Poisoned is simply enjoying the unpredictable and the unexpected…of which there is plenty.

Caffiene Poisoned may not take itself too seriously (and that’s just fine); but I love the way it skirts the edge of the dark side of our society’s love of coffee and lack of sleep, while also playing with dream-like images (perhaps from all that sleep we’re missing?). The scenes with nighttime stars, for example, where the stars almost seem to float around the characters like fireflies, create a magical feeling – and lift us up from Jason’s bleary-eyed funk. All in all, this comic is really something special, and we are privileged to have such a talented pair of artists here in Sacramento to share it with us.




By the way, my name is Dairl Helmer. If you have questions or comments, or would like to respond to something you've read in my 'zine, please e-mail me at the following address (please write "BCC" in the subject line, so I will know your e-mail isn't spam):

helmed@cwo.com

Thank you for reading!


Links just for fun:

If you liked A.R. Rahman's music in Slumdog Millionaire, you might also like this smokin' hot title song from the movie Delhi 6, released in February, starring Abhishek Bachchan and Sonam Kapoor. (The movie itself is also pretty good, too.)

TechGal, the Japanese-style comic created by Tim Ferreira, reviewed in BC&C No. 10.

Asianosity, the webcomic created by Adora Lo and Alfred Twu, reviewed in BC&C No. 8...sure to leave you all funny with the "ha ha"... (Unfortunately, the creators appear to have stopped updating the story since late 2006, but it was fun while it lasted...)

Sacramento Comicbook Creators Group Television. A local group of comic book fans have created an internet TV show with interviews of local, independent comic book artists. This is a really cool idea!



And now for something completely different...

The Worst Music Video Ever Made. Do you dare to watch it?

Now *this* video is not only hideously, stupefyingly bad--it also takes Obama-mania to ridiculous lengths! Must have been some serious narcotics involved in making this one...

1980s country music stars The Oak Ridge Boys do a cover version of The White Stripes' "Seven Nation Army." This is almost as hilarious as Pat Boone's heavy metal album...

Do you remember Saturday morning cartoons from the 1970s being this trippy? Check out this "Schoolhouse Rock" cartoon from 1973...
it'll blow your mind, man...


Classic Bollywood dance number, "Jaan Pahechan Ho," from the 1965 murder mystery Gumnaam. Mohammad Rafi is the playback singer.

Promo for the song "Haule Haule," from last November's Bollywood movie Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi (A Match Made by God), starring Shah Rukh Khan and Anushka Shankar. (I think this is really charming...)

Opening song to the Japanese animated fantasy/comedy series Mon Colle Knights. Don't you wish American cartoons rocked this much?

Speaking of rocking out, here's a nice concert video of Japanese rock group The Brilliant Green, performing live in Akasaka, Tokyo, Japan. (Yeah, I know it's from 1999...who cares? :)

BC&C got a nice mention in Kathy Kieth's local poetry blog...just click here & scroll down a ways.

Check out Sacwiki, the local guide to all things Sacramento. BC&C made it into their media section, under "Zines." Yay!

Our BC&C sports columnist, Ray Anselmo, has started his own blog--unleashing his many, varied and provocative opinions on a variety of topics, onto an unsuspecting world. (Please note: Opinions expressed in Ray's blog are not necessarily those of the BC&C editorial board. But enjoy his blog anyway... :)

Check out this Sacramento restaurant blog, the Sacramento Dinner Club.





From BC&C No. 4:

The Swedish How to Become a Chicken video. Guaranteed to be "the ultimate step-by-step method for becoming a chicken" in your spare time.


Thought to leave you with:

"Sometimes it's kind of fun to do the impossible."

--Walt Disney





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